1/29/2016

The Most Amazing Conspiracy Theory Parodies

By Michael Kelly


Is the world really what it appears to be? Confidently armed with what you consider to be the truth, someone says something that blows the truth out of existence. A website, politician or journalist connects a dot that leaves you baffled, wondering where you have been all this time. You even become doubtful of your own existence. These are some of the conspiracy theory parodies that refuse to go away.

Something happened in 1969. A man by the name Neil Armstrong is said to have been the first man to step on the moon. What remain unexplained are the details of an image released by the government. The flag appears to be flapping under the influence of some wind. The shadows cast more doubt on the legitimacy of that narrative. It appears that the world was sucked into the supremacy battles of the sixties and has never recovered.

What actually happened in the 1950s? This is considered the most silent yet prosperous decade for most nations. The people enjoyed great rocking music, advancement in science and economic expansion, among others. However, the truth is that atheists rose and waged a war for recognition. The real face of communism was also seen which would lead to waste of the next few decades in supremacy battles. Someone discovered a particle that was smaller than what Albert Einstein had found. That was the real 50s decade.

While thousands of ships had sunk, what made the titanic so popular? Listen to the narrative clearly and the narrative will begin to appear clearer. The survival stories do not add up because of their vivid nature. How can toddlers have such excellent memory? This sounds like a popular narrative aimed at creating a Hollywood buzz for commercial purposes.

A highly sophisticated and sufficiently large aircraft like the Malaysian flight MH370 disappears without trace? Someone has got to be kidding. In a world where technology reigns supreme, someone somewhere knows the truth yet is keeping it away from people. Even the appearance of a mold laden wing on the Indian Ocean shores was part of a bigger conspiracy. Why has there not been any other debris? Someone in this world must be determining what the truth is for the rest of the naive billions.

Jews are said to control the world billions yet the native Jew has no clue. There is a Jew god who was supposed to have descended, been born and performed miracles, died and resurrected, yet the real Jews do not belief in him. With billions on tithes and more controlled by the Jew originated churches, native Jews feel cheated and actually left out.

A replay of 9/11 feels like a movie. There is no way the Twin Towers could have collapsed in that manner. They were not made of sand. Further more, the people purported to have been responsible were too primitive to coordinate such a sophisticated attack. Make a personal judgment.

Someone beyond Jesus must have resurrected. Tupac Shakur keeps making purported appearances from time to time. To solve this mystery, the next person who photographs him making a drive by should follow him to know his address. The only explanation could be that he resurrected like Jesus or has become an alien.




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